yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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