we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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