He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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