i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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