we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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