Don't you send me to vm
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
