So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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