that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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