gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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