my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so let's talk penis.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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