I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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