Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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