In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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