sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
someone owes me an orgasm
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
