I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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