As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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