Whod you bang
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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