My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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