did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
That's intense
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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