marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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