her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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