you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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