STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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