Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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