You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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