If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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