he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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