Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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