Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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