piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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