Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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