And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
