Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
smell my finger.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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