dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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