Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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