It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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