i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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