I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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