We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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