What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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