He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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