How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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