We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Are we still banned from the library?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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