Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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