No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Randomize
