Sry I called you an 8
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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