3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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