It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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