i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Two words: nipple clamps
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