I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You smell like stripper and shame
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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