: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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