id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
either way he was missing a nipple.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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