We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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