do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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