We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
