I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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