i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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