You made me cry and you don't even care
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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